1. What is your real name?
Kai: Kai here!
Clarice: Clarice! Reporting for duty! XD
2. What is your surname?
Kai: Not telling!
Clarice: Don't have one!
3. What are your three most popular nicknames?
Kai: I get called dumbass and dummy sometimes. *looks at Clarice*
Clarice: I get called creepy and weirdo. *looks back at Kai*
Lark: Birdy. And Larky.
4. What is your favorite color?
Kai: I like green. It's a color for cool kids!
Clarice: Green, pink, purple, and blue.
5. What is your favorite animal?
Kai: Birds. They're such free animals!
Clarice: Don't have a favorite.
6. What type of animal/race of human/mythical species are you?
Clarice: Forever a special stitch doll!
Lark: Robot. Bird.
7. What is your favorite song?
Kai: I like Piano Bird by The Doors, but it's not my favorite song.
Lark: Anything. Kai. Plays. On. Piano.
8. What is your favorite band?
Clarice: I like Offspring.
9. What is your favorite TV station?
Clarice: Skip question!
10. What is your favorite pastime?
Kai: Playing the piano.
Lark: Singing. To. Kai's. Piano. Playing.
Clarice: Listening to the great duet. XD
11. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Kai: A doctor maybe? A vet? The owner of an animal hotel?
Clarice: I won't ever grow up...literally.
12. What did you want to be when you grew up when you were 4-7 years old?
Kai: A firefighter I think?
Clarice: AWWW! A baby Kai?! It's so cute just thinking about it! XD
Lark: No. Comment.
Clarice: When I was 4 huh? I'm not even 4 yet. XD
13. Time to get more wacko and personal… are you intimidated?
Clarice: Try me.
Kai: There are certain things I won't tell...but otherwise go for it!
14. Who do you have a crush on / who are you in a relationship with?
Clarice: Not telliiing!
Kai: Wait, so does that mean you have a crush on someone?
Clarice: I do. Someday you'll know.
Kai: Why not tell me now?
15. Are you cheating?
Clarice: Nah man. XD
Kai: I'm so curious now
Clarice: Someday! XD
16. Have you ever cheated on someone before?
Kai: Forever alone!
Clarice: Poor baby. XD
Lark: *silently listening, amused*
17. Do you drink often?
Clarice: I can technically, but I don't really want to. Candy is way better!
Kai: I'm underage sooo...
Clarice: Candy I tell you!
Kai: Yes! Candy! XD
19. What is your addiction? We know you have at least one.
Clarice: I'm addicted to sugary stuff, and sugar itself!
Kai: Hmm...I'm addicted to...uhhh...I can't think of anything....
Lark: Addicted. To. Music.
Kai: Yeah! I agree with Lark, I'm addicted to that too.
Clarice: Same. XD
20. What is your naughtiest / dirtiest habit?
(they ain't answering that bruh)
21. What's your sex life like?
Clarice: Uh, who would wanna have sex with a doll?
Kai: uh....still virgin...-////-
22. Have you had a recurring dream before? If so, what was it about? Explain
Clarice: I have a reoccurring dream about... being unable to move....about seeing sad things, happy things, all kinds of events, around me, but being unable to move and join in...or make a difference
Kai: *stares at Clarice* .......
Clarice: Stop looking at me like that!
Kai: Um... sorry.
Lark: I. Have. Similar. Dreams.
23. What was the last dream [ you can remember ] about?
Clarice: It was something like what I described in the previous question.
Kai: I had a dream about food.
Lark: Feeling. Wind.
Kai: *gives Lark a look*
Lark: Please. Don't. Stare.
Kai: Oh, uh, yeah.
24. Tell me something that could make you smile without fail.
Clarice: Candy, Lark and Kai's duet, Kai.
Kai: These 2. *points at Clarice & Lark*
Lark: So. Cheesy. You. Two. XD
25. What is your favorite thing to drink?
Clarice: Chocolate milk, and milkshakes!
Clarice: Such a little kid. XD
Kai: Back atcha. XD
Lark: I. Don't. Drink.
26. What is your master goal in life?
Lark: To. Sing.
Clarice & Kai: *smile at Lark*
27. What is your most recent wish?
Kai: To never grow up!
Clarice: He's the Peter Pan incarnate! XD
Kai: Yes! XD
28. If you could accomplish one thing for yourself or someone else, anything at all, what would it be?
Kai: For Lark to be able to feel the wind.
Lark: Thank. You.
Clarice: Maybe you'll be able to accomplish it.
Kai: If I do, then I can help you physically feel thing too.
29. Tell me something that desire that you can't accomplish by yourself; something that someone else has to do for you.
Lark: You. Have. That. XD
30. What is your worst weakness?
Clarice: *looks at Kai then looks away* Anything sugary.
Kai: Puppy dog eyes. Can't deal with them! And naturally, Clarice has mastered the puppy dog eye technique. *rolls eyes*
Clarice: But of course! XD
31. What is your worst fear?
Kai: That my ability makes people unhappy...
Clarice: My immortality. It's great now, but while my friends are becoming old, I will never change. And they'll die, and I'll be left alone.
Lark: That. The. Music. Ends.
Clarice: Yeah. I'm with you there Lark.
Kai: What's that supposed to mean?
Clarice: It's between me and Lark!
Kai: Now you guys are keeping secrets from me? I fell betrayed! *fake sobs*
Clarice: shut up, dumbass. XD
32. Name off five traits of your dream boy/girl.
Kai: She would have to be pretty, funny, accept my ability, be a good person, etc. etc.
Clarice: He should have the traits of my crush!
Kai: So you gonna tell me who that is?? I can put in a good word to him for you.
Clarice: That's ok. He already knows me pretty well. XD
33. What is your idea of the best day ever?
Clarice & Kai: Amusement park!!
Lark: All. 3. Of. Us. Hanging. Out. While. Kai. Plays. Piano.
Clarice: That's pretty good too.
34. Who is your best friend?
Clarice: Kai and Lark.
Kai: Lark and Clarice:
Lark: Clarice. Kai.
35. Who is your worst enemy?
Kai: Don't think anyone hates us really...
36. Describe to me your most prized possession.
Clarice: My lucky button on my face! Sure, I can't see through it, but the person who made me didn't know better, it's just so funny.
Kai: I already told you I can fix that!
Clarice: And I already told I don't want it fixed!
Lark: The. Music. Box. Inside. Me.
Clarice: It's what makes you sing so beautifully Lark. ^^
Kai: It's what makes you regular talking sound so musical.
37. If you could make peace / friends with anyone right now, who would they be?
Clarice: Nah. If I was mean to someone then there was a good reason.
Kai. Man. How much for those harshbrowns?
38. The president announces that the world will come to an end at midnight of the next day, and there is nothing anyone can do about it. Who would you want to spend the last day of humanity with, and what would you do?
Clarice: The usual thing.
Kai: Me playing the piano, and Lark singing wonderfully to it.
Lark: It's. Like. A. Routine. XD
Clarice: And I'm just there for some reason. XD
Lark: Wouldn't. Be. The. Same. Without. You. Though. XD
Clarice: True. XD
Kai: Modest much? XD
39. What is the one thing you desire above all else as of today?
Clarice: Cotton candy.
Clarice: *elbows him*
Kai: OW! Just kidding! XD Actually, I want to go to an amusement park.
Clarice: That sounds like fun.
40. The UPS man leaves a box on your door when you aren't expecting any packages. You open it to find a fancy glass bottle that resembles something between women's perfume and a wine bottle; the label reads "SHALTEIR's Love Liquid
." Who do you test it on and how do you sneak it to them? ;3
Kai: I test it on myself, it's a perfume right?
Clarice: I test it on Kai, to see if it would do anything.
Kai: It's just a perfume though. XD
41. Your lover / best friend is announced dead via suicide. How do you react?
Clarice: As someone who shouldn't even have a life, I would be devastated, and very angry. No matter how hard it gets, suicide is not the way out, and it creates grief and problems for others.
Kai: I agree.
42. You were walking alone through your local park come 11:24pm at night when out of the blue you get tackled from behind. What is you next move?
Clarice: Dodge and beat them the fu** up.
Kai: Run to Clarice. She's scary. O_o
Lark: Fly. Away. Duh?
43. You're having a movie-at-home date tonight. When you go to blockbuster, what are your top three movie options that you and your date would probably enjoy?
Clarice: Knights of Badassdom
Kai: Back to the Future
Lark: High School Musical.
*Clarice & Kai give him a weird look*
Lark: Kidding. XD
44. Back to reality… who are you the angriest at?
Kai: What'd I do?
Clarice: What didn't you do?
Clarice: Boop! *pokes his forehead*
Kai: You are so creepy.
45. What was the scariest moment of your life?
Clarice: When you can't feel pain or die easily, it's hard to get scared.
Kai: Scariest part was finding out about my ability. It was so sudden and confusing!
Clarice: Not only were you super confused, I was super confused and scared, so it was BAD.
Lark: I. Am. Lucky. O_o
Clarice: You were confused, but at least Kai was self-aware then. XD
46. What was the best moment of your life?
Kai: finding out about my ability.
Clarice: Being given life, then being given the ability to be more human-like.
Lark: Being given the ability to sing.
47. What was the worst moment of your life?
Clarice: Finding out how dull being unable to touch and feel things are
48. What was the saddest moment of your life?
Clarice: Kinda redundant isn't it?
49. How do you think you'll die / how did you die?
Clarice: Probably when my soul won't be able to...be...anymore
Kai: I'll probably die of old age or something.
50. What is your "theme song" – in your opinion, a friend's opinion, or your creators?
Me: So, the only OC's of mine with theme songs are ones that I drew inspired by a song, or based off of one, etc. So, Lark's would be The Piano Bird- The Doors.
Clarice's is Pepper Steak- Off (the video game)